Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Out with the Tuna, In with the Jimmy


So, old ball coach Bill Parcells decided to retire yesterday. Thanks a lot, Bill, for waiting two weeks to make up your mind, while all of the assistant coaches made their exodus. It's time to bing back the greatness of Jimmy -- he's got to be tired of doing his analyst bit at FOX, and tired of cruising on his yacht in South Florida. Please come back Jimmy -- bring an end to the wandering years of the Cowboys.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Jimmy will only come back if they give him a bonus in his contract. Of course, that bonus will include tons of extra-hold hair gel.

Hahahahaha!!!